December 2011
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
iheartjaredletospenis:
ryan reynolds
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this?
“I would like to be friends with this person,” I say as I continue to not talk to them but instead like every single one of their posts.
sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!
summmerrose:
Giving this away to one lucky tumblr user, as it’s gotten pretty old and I have no use for it anymore.
Note:
* You must be following me in order to win.
* You can reblog as many times as you want.
* Likes don’t count.
* I will ship anywhere!
I’ll announce the winner on August 1. Good luck!!!
raytoroisqueen:
they prefer to be called african american eyed peas thank you very much
You win some and you lose some.
forevermeineliebe:
But I guess that’s life? Things aren’t always what you expect.
Mum: are you a rock chick?
Dad: do you like punk?
Brother: are you a goth now?
Me: please stop, i am CrYYInNggGG
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
my eastenders thoughtz
ohmyalphabet:
i love shirley
i don’t understand why masood was just chilling in the smokey house
its cute that tamwar would save afia but he only heard her name that could have meant ANYTHING
this is all Afia’s fault, dumb bitch.
my eastenders thoughtz
ohmyalphabet:
i love shirley
i don’t understand why masood was just chilling in the smokey house
its cute that tamwar would save afia but he only heard her name that could have meant ANYTHING
this is all Afia’s fault, dumb bitch.